I now have sponsors

***Disclaimer**** these sponsors may or may not exist, they may be a product of my all too warped mind and boredom at work******

Throughout the years the term "selling out" has been given a bad name, but companies who are willing to spend money to further my brand of tasteless jokes and entertainment can't be all bad right. Recently, despite the fact that my blog has all the buzz of a beehive in winter, I've been approached to shill for two companies and a movie, so from here on out ladies and gentleman whenever you read my blog you will be supporting these companies, so lets make some introductions shall we, the first is from an independant movie company who wants to get their new horror movie out to the masses.

The Potatoes Have Eyes- Just when you thought it was safe to have French fries comes this new movie from SAMT(Someone Actually Made This) Studios. From the sinister mind of a director whose name is not important comes this mashing tale of mutant potatoes, low in fat but high in viciousness. When These killer chips attack humans bet they can't eat just one. Do not underestimate these evil vegetables for if you do it could be once bitten twice baked(potato) for you. Coming to theatre for you(hopefully never)

Robin Hood Florists-This Valentine's Day say it with Flour.

Greasy Joe's Car Repair and Weight Loss Clinic-this year feel better about yourself by getting rid of that unsightly spare tire. Admittedly poor picture but greasy joe's production budget is not much folks, though still looks better then the potatoes have eyes.

These companies will ensure that this blog remains intact for a long time, and line my pockets with many pieces of silver. They will also ensure you readers get the most up to date news and bad puns I can think of, such as this tidbit:

Many of the competitors in the luge at the Winter Olympics are complaining that they were not given enough time to properly train, and that the luge course is too fast and too dangerous. While Canadian officials are saying they did nothing wrong, I just chaulk it up to the rest of the world being a bunch of sore lugers. Goodnight Everybody I'll be here all week.