Well my email has been lit up since my first post, tony from china was so excited and moved by most he gave me tips for enlarging a certain part of my body. The culinary institute of atlanta sent me an email saying I could be a chef today, and for some reason offered me drugs to enlarge a certain part of my body. Anyways, here's a few random thoughts that float through my head from time to time.
-is it racist that I made my white friend pick cotton out of a bottle of pepto bismol caplets
-if pigs are a fat animal, should customers at my restaurant complain if the ribs are too fatty
-if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, and a train leaves st. louis at 90km/h, is this why I was never a good math student.
These are just a few of the random things that float around in my brain, I hope none of you future readers will be scared by my thought patterns. Thats all the time I have for this post, you stay classy internetz.
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