Today I decided to dust off the old blog, lift the tarp off to discuss a topic that should not be overlooked, an occurrence that has shook yours truly to his very core, that is the waning population and outright removal of low fat blueberry muffins from Tim Horton's locations. About a year and a half ago when I decided to lose a bunch of weight, the low fat blueberry muffin was a source of comfort and deliciousness in the bleak world of dietary foods. I have low fat blueberry muffins to thank for the some eighty pounds I have shed, well those and Subway(suck it Jarred) and now you go and take them away from me, and replace them with what, some new fruity muffin that I don't know what it is because the girl talks to low and you don't have a sign for them yet. Who do you think I am Tim Hortons? Lindsay Lohan on a bender, do you think I'll just ingest anything cause it has a berry in it?
There is truly no good way to describe my feelings on the loss of the beloved muffin, so here is a lament, a tribute if you will to the fallen baked goods. This is usually my brother Bill's thing but I'll give it a shot:
How I miss you muffins
Ripped from the shelf
I've not only lost breakfast
But a piece of myself
Sometimes you were covered in flakes, sometimes not
Didn't matter to me, you still hit the spot
I try to keep my chin up, try to be merry
As I force myself to eat the regular blueberry
You were a great source of food
When I went on a stroll
Time to bury my sorrows
In this cinnamon roll
You've been taken from me
Not sure what I'll do
Never filling enough for one
I always had two
Goodbye delicious muffin
I'll miss you a bunch
I'm like a walnut
That's lost his crunch
I remember the verse
From when I was a kid
Do you know the muffin man?
I really thought I did
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